A few days ago a scientist working for N.E.L.(Not Evil Labs) created the first ever lightsaber just like the ones from the movie Star Wars, but it has not been released to the public yet.
We interviewed a spokesperson for N.E.L. earlier today, “Yes, we have created a real life lightsaber and don’t plan to stop there. We are currently working on a few other sci-fi weapons like a portal gun.” and when asked about who the were planning on giving the lightsaber to they said “well this weapon was commissioned by a anonymous person, and the one thing they said was it would slice the competition, so were as clueless as you.” perhaps we will never know who ordered it. Not until they release it in October of 2021.
we also asked George Lucas the creator of Star Wars how he felt about it and he said “How did you get into my house? help 911 there is someone in my house and I don’t know how they got in!” we had to pay 2,000 dollars bail one for that reporter.
the last person we interviewed was a long time fan of Star Wars Joshua Jacobs “I’m excited about this scientific breakthrough of course why would I not be! I just can’t wait to get my hands on one too every one who laughed at me will be sorry every one.” we wish him the best in his mission.
As I’m writing this i’m getting more and more excited for its release to the public, October of 2021 will be a very exciting month indeed and if you haven’t watched Star Wars WHAT ARE YOU DOING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY! sorry my caps lock turned on for no reason. Good Morning Good Night and For Goodness sake watch Star Wars.
