The Kindergardener Motorcycle Gang (KMG) strikes back!

The KMG shows up in the most surprising place, 4901 Corbett Dr, Fort Collins! The address was specified by close personal friend of mine, Brianna Poleck. “It was crazy, how one second I was doing VR in the media center, and another, there’s a kindergartener flexing his muscles (Which to be clear, do not exist) and revving a motorcycle!” Brianna says. And we confirmed the parent of the child Arlo, that seems to be the leader of KMG. “In the morning when he said ‘I have big plans for life’ I was a bit skeptical, but when Asking called me and said Arlo had run away [on a motorcycle] , I was suspecting he would be like his dad.” As we try to interview other kindergarteners with motorcycles, one says “Datsa’ steriotypen’ kids with moder-sykles!” (That’s stereotyping kids with motorcycles!). Our sources say that they have fled to San Diego, California–on Trikes!