- Abigail I am a creative writer and editor who is the creator of 5th Grade News
- Colin F.Someone who is in the sweatshops of the banter news
- Cooper HansenA new addition to the banter news website (also loves dragons) 😀
- Ali A. SalazarHe definitely does not use an alias.
- Kian DelaneyThe kid who can outplay Micah in Minecraft without even trying
- Micah SchmoheThe head weirdo of this website
- Ona LeMons“I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between.” - Sylvia Plath
Meet the team
We bring you the best "Slightly modified" news in the world from lunch ladies that get kidnapped by insane rats to reviews of pools and much more.