Amazing Study Proves the Earth is a Donut
This past week in Denver CO, Eddy Henderson a local scientist has made the shocking discovery that the earth is...
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Titanfall 3, the long awaited sequel is still being waited for
Titanfall 2, the game that shocked people with how good it was has a cliffhanger at the end telling people...
The “Dogs With Knives” Succeeded in Winning Battle of the Books
Recently on Tuesday, March 21st at Broomfield Heights Middle School, the annual battle of the books competition was held. In...
Scientists Discover Talking Pigeons
They Demand Miniature Top hats This week in Thortan Colorado, a new species of pigeons was found that could talk....
Caillou Robs Bank
The star of the once popular TV show ¨Caillou¨, Caillou has become bitter as nobody likes him anymore. In the...
BHMS Art Project Causes Massive Planetary-Scale Explosion
Around March 3rd, 2023, a piece of 'art' with a motor in it was left to dry in the design...
Local Idiot Sets Her Hair On Fire – Life Hack Gone Wrong
Kristian Donaldson, a resident of Westminster Colorado was recently on TikTok, where she came across a video that would change...
Protected: The Most Epic TBN Trials Yet!
The year of 2023 has soared to new highs for The Banter News, bringing stories of tiktok life hacks that...
Creator of Sussy Networks Declared School Hero
Ever since the terrible realization on September 19, 2022, that school wifi at BHMS removes games, a professional wifi enthusiast...
War of cults starts at BHMS
Recently at BHMS, I was interviewing a local band nerd about the state of the school. But little did I...
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