The “Dogs With Knives” Succeeded in Winning Battle of the Books
Recently on Tuesday, March 21st at Broomfield Heights Middle School, the annual battle of the books competition was held. In...
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Scientists Discover Talking Pigeons
They Demand Miniature Top hats This week in Thortan Colorado, a new species of pigeons was found that could talk....
Caillou Robs Bank
The star of the once popular TV show ¨Caillou¨, Caillou has become bitter as nobody likes him anymore. In the...
Child Says Theres a Fly, Classroom Explodes
, Recently at Willowbrook Middle School, Adams County a fly was responsible for the explosion of a small classroom. The...
BHMS Art Project Causes Massive Planetary-Scale Explosion
Around March 3rd, 2023, a piece of 'art' with a motor in it was left to dry in the design...
Protected: The Most Epic TBN Trials Yet!
The year of 2023 has soared to new highs for The Banter News, bringing stories of tiktok life hacks that...
Creator of Sussy Networks Declared School Hero
Ever since the terrible realization on September 19, 2022, that school wifi at BHMS removes games, a professional wifi enthusiast...
War of cults starts at BHMS
Recently at BHMS, I was interviewing a local band nerd about the state of the school. But little did I...
Pinecone civil war breaks out at Broomfield Hights Middle School – FBI Investigating the cause
The shocking news has just come in! A pinecone civil war broke out before school on September 7th at Broomfield...
Toca Boca Life World
Welcome back to another TBN gaming article! Toca Boca is a "Simple" game where you get to CONTROL THE CUTE...
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