Just last Friday at Asking Elementary, the evil school lunch ladies had just planned the menu for the next week. “Muahahahaha!!!!!” Cried one of the lunch ladies. “The kids will starve or get food poisoned!!!” “MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” All of them shouted. Today was “Pizza Day” The lunch ladies had prepared cow blood as the “Sause” sliced up roadkill as “Peporoni” and tar flavored cheese.
Then when the kids walked into the lunchroom, they saw the custom-made discussing meal. After lunch was over, half the kids were barfing, and the other half’s stomachs were growling loudly. “MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” The lunch ladies screamed at the top of their lungs. “Tomorrow, we will have cheese sandwiches that are ROTTEN CHEESE, and SPRAY PAINTED SPONGE AS THE BREAD!!!” “MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
The next day at lunch, the lunch ladies served the so-called “Cheese Sandwiches” to the kids while still going “Muahahaha!” But before any of the kids dared to take a bite, they heard strange squeaking noises coming from the hall. Suddenly not one, not two, but 19 rats burst into the room and started attacking kids for their sandwiches. Most of the kids gave in because they didn’t want to get beaten up by a rat, and if they did, their friend would be like, “How did you get that scar?” and they would have to be like, “Um, a rat beat me up.” Anyway, it didn’t take the rats long to find out the sandwiches weren’t sandwiches and went straight for the people who made the sandwiches in the first place. The rats ganged up on the evil lunch lady, tied them up, and kidnapped them.
The rats have not been seen since, but police urge you, if you see them, to report it to a local law enforcement member right away. {But please don’t because nobody wants them back.} After the three meanie lunch ladies were kidnapped, Asking Elementary kids had a parade and ate cake at lunchtime for a week.
