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Recently at Willowbrook Middle School, Adams County a fly was responsible for the explosion of a small classroom. The teacher, Ms. Castillo jumped out of the window upon the explosion, causing her to be sent to the ER. ”This is the best thing that ever happened to us!” says a student of Ms. Castillo According to many reliable sources, Ms. Castillo was the most hated teacher in the school, so no harm done there. But how did the fly trigger a explotion? By analyzing the fly in our CHAMBERS OF DOOM™ we have concluded that it just really had to poop, and because there was no toilet nearby that was small enough for a fly, the fly just exploded. However, why did it explode in a small fireball? Well, our reporters have traced the cause to Willowbrook ´ s tacos, which have trace amounts of radioactive material and largely consist of gasoline. As our head scientists have explained, the combination of tacos plus gasoline makes a big fireball on implosion. However all the fireball does is smell really bad, so no people were harmed, exept for the idiot teacher who decided to jump out the window of a 2 story building at the sight of medium sized fireball. In other recent news, Willobrook is holding a parade to celebrate Ms. Castillo being unable to return to school for anther 3 months, due to bone injurys.
