I know it sounds strange. I mean, leggings made out of sausage? It doesn’t seem possible! Or comfortable!
The crazy man who invented this fashion monstrosity was none other than Bob ‘Stinkbug Whippkeei. You may not know who he is, as he only just released this crazy invention.
A description of the Sausage Weave Leggings:
- Raw sausage color
- Squishy
- Feels like a leg massage
- Comfortable (?!)
- Unlike anything you have ever seen/smelled
I know this whole thing sounds insane, so we have a written interview with Stinkbug.
Abigail (A): So, Mr Whippkeei, what made you have this strange idea?
Stinkbug (S): Well, we almost have all thought of ‘what if everything was made out of food?’ Food fascinates us, and clothes fascinate us, so I put two and two together, and made my Sausage Weave leggings.
A: Ah, that makes more sense. But why have you only revealed your invention to the world now? You could have done a ‘coming soon’ type of thing/.
S: As a developer and inventor, I have developer and inventor friends. And my friends have said that if you release your idea to to world before it is finished someone may take your idea, and make an excuse like “Intellectual property can not be stolen” or “I did not steal your idea, you still have it. Right?” or other dumb excuses.
A: Ok, so how does this idea of yours work?
S: As I said earlier I do not want my ideas to be stolen, and don’t get me wrong, I trust you Abigail. But this interview will be broadcasted to the public? But if you censor it I will tell you.
A: That sounds good. Fire away!
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A: Interesting. Now, do you have one last thing to say?
S: Yes, and that is: Get your Sausage Weave Leggings today! Comfort, Fashion, FOOD!
A: And that concludes this interview.
I rate these Sausage Weave Leggings 4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
These are comfortable but they are really smelly!
