Wild Desks Found Worshipping a Strange Sandwich Necklace!

Outside of Substitute Elementary at the “Shady Area” (see more about The Shady Area in my next article) as students call it, Wild Desks found worshiping some sort of Sandwich Necklace? Our field team tried to take The Sandwich Necklace into the lab but were vigorously attacked by the Wild Desks. After a lot of trying and the invention of remote control desks, we finally got close to the sandwich necklace. As our RCDs (Remote Control Desks) approached the necklace and reached out to touch it, we saw a glimpse of a delicious sandwich world! But before we could think we got sucked into the sandwich world! And by ‘we’ I do NOT mean our RCD we got sucked in. And there was a huge “NO HUMUS BEINGS ALOUD!!” sign. And no, that was NOT a spelling error. The sandwich peoples call humans ‘humus’. And also, we were not humans! We turned into sandwiches! Then we had an encounter with ‘The Sand Witch’ And she said, “I have been waiting for you… the Italian one, not all the others” and I was the Italian Sandwich!